YODA

If he answers, win you will

Such excitement, endless thrill

Who will win? It could be you

Champion of mtn dew

If you want Yoda, seek him out

Go outside and then just shout,

"Yoda with your skin so green,

Bless me with your magic peen!"

And if you hear a mighty crack,

A heavy swing, and then the smack

Of schlong hitting you like a brick,

Then rejoice! For you have been picked

To receive Yoda's wondrous prize

Of mtn dew rain from the skies!