YODA
If he answers, win you will
Such excitement, endless thrill
Who will win? It could be you
Champion of mtn dew
If you want Yoda, seek him out
Go outside and then just shout,
"Yoda with your skin so green,
Bless me with your magic peen!"
And if you hear a mighty crack,
A heavy swing, and then the smack
Of schlong hitting you like a brick,
Then rejoice! For you have been picked
To receive Yoda's wondrous prize
Of mtn dew rain from the skies!